though the technical term is "crossword" it was more like scrabble

what: the hardest cross word in the entire world
where: the city paper/azul 17
total time to complete: 3 hrs 30 mins
total # people to complete: SIX

From Ned to Neil the V11, Namaste

okay sooo
i actually got some driving stories for you, carried out by my very own not so faithful purple swag wag, Leeroy
so please lend me your ears..well..eyes...whatever just keep reading

okay so out of all my stories im going to pick out 2 specific top notch instances

okay, so there are these three children i had to babysit last year. and. they. are. the. spawn. of. Satan.

you thinking im kidding? no. no no no
they are soo bad that after babysitting them for the first time last year, i swore i would never sit them again. funny part is i barely remember a lot of the incidents from last year. the only thing i remember is trying to change the middle son's diaper which he decided in the MIDDLE to throw a temper tantrum and roll around in his mess and run...
and thats not even the worst thing that happened
its all suppressed in the deep deep deep far corners of my mind

WELL my mother had decided to volunteer me without permission again.
thats cool mom. thats real cool.

so i left straight from work to drive ALL the way to west laurel when Leeroy decided to be an asshole and break down in the middle of the high way when i was going 75 miles an hour and had to be at their house in like 5 minutes, strangely similar to the last time i was on my way to babysit for some other people and my tire and ripe blew out and shredded

anywayy after an intense cussing and begging episode i baarreellyy managed to roll him in some unmarked sketchy parking lot surrounded by what seemed to be (excuse the semi-racially insensitive profiling) illegals.
and my parents refuse to sign me up for an auto class. yeah okay. i dont need it
i call my mom. no answer. same goes with my father sister and 98% of my friends.
then finally! David picks up! huzzaah! he asked where i was
my answer: *with stifled tears*"i donntt knooowwww"
that was fun.
oh and the kids were angels. perfect behaved angels...


onto a funnier story?
yes i think so
i shoulda started with this one
so i bought this dashboard buddha and he was amazing. my friend brian had dubbed him "Ned"

anywayy he way simply spectacular, and at that time Leeroy's a/c was faulty so on a very hot days i would roll down my windows. as i was turning on the road HE FLEW OUT THE WINDOW!!
he committed suicide!! like he couldnt take the heat or something!!
as if flying out the window wasnt bad enough, as he flew out, he got run over by all the cars trailing behind me!
twas a lementable day

so after a few lonely week and weeks i got a new buddha (who has yet to commit the unforgivable act thank god)
and i couldnt think of a name for him.
i was thinking either Tyrone or Snowball
Snowball like the Simpsons how they just keep renaming their cat snowball, snowball 11, snowball X111 etc etc
but then i quickly decided against it because people are going to know me for the dweebo i am.
theennn i found a bunch of frogs and names them Neil over and over and thats how the new buddhas name derived as Neil V11!!

LOS CIENTO!!

okay! i know i know!
i apologize!
i swear im sorry for not being dedicated to this blog!
but really. its me..so..im not surprised im not keeping up with this blog-sorta thanng

yes i just said "thang"....im disapointed in myself too dont worry

okaayy soo whats new...whats new...

im outta school and i got all A's and B's on my finals and grades *high five* its weird how much a slacker teen can be a nerd when her ass is on the line (not the other way around)

oh! i got lost in B-MO (baltimore)
now that was a life changing and completely horrific experience
just imagine: small white girl. alone. purple car. ghetto.
need i continue?
nahh clearly

speeeaakkkkinnnggg of charm city!! i went to art scape!
the world's largest free art fair and i saw some pretty eye opening stuff, i tell ya

like this guy was painting these AH MAY ZING portraits WITH HIS FUCKING MOUTH, hands down!! (no pun intended)
swear to the lord and all that is holy!
i was simply amazed. i just HAD to buy something from him and when i did HE thanked ME.
something is wrong there:
this amazing artist is thanking me for me receiving something awesome he did. for his customers. me.
leaving artscape just made me wanna go home and create something, but everything my fingers produced is crap in comparison to everything ive seen at artscape.

well until i have something more interested to say

au revoir!
(i had to google that to spell it right...)

WOOAAHH HO HO

been a little bit, eh?

i broke my streak! how sad
i was on a roll there

anywaayy

a lot has happened since we last spoke
but i wont get into that
why?!
ill tell ya!!
its 1:16 a.m
and im runnin on pure caffeine (2 cups of coffee and one monster)
i have my english final due tomorrow (well i guess today now) morning. yes. i know ridiculous
it has to be 3 pages long analysing "tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" byr kurt vonnegut jr.
guess how much ive completed after working on it for 3 days

go on. guess.

THREE AND A HALF SENTENCES!!!

clearly, i am spending my time wisely on here

MURDER she wrote

okay so im watching the news and ive noticed a pattern of people murdered

every time the news claims that "they kept to themselves" and they were quite "quiet"

which leaves me on edge waiting for one person to say " they were loud and obnoxious"
just sayin

ABSURDITY ABSURDIDAD ABSURDITÉ ABSURDITÄT ABSURDIDADE НЕЛЕПОСТЬ

17.50 FOR AN IMAX 3d MOVIE!

NO movie is worth it. Your date better be pretty hot

Zip Bam Boom to you too

Spring Break can NOT come any faster i swear

March feels like it is taking FOREVER
ANDDDD it is STILL not over!!
Not only does march feel like its lasted for 3 years, there is still so much more to be done in it!!
Like i have to REtake my license test (because parallel parking blows)
I have to bring up my obnoxiously low grade in chem before april
AND i have a job interview on Tuesday [but the way my luck is going i need to scrounge up about all the lucky pennies i can ]

But Spring Break is tooottaaallllllyyyyyyyyyyyy worth it
That friday (April 2nd) im heading up to philly to go to see Vampire Weekend with my beautiful cousin
and the last saturday after that im going to Rams Head Live to see Hotspur to see my friend's band play [i made fliers and everything cuz its a pretty legit]

and in between?
im gunna have it ALL to myself, cramming it with sleep, sleep, eating, sleep and more sleep