though the technical term is "crossword" it was more like scrabble

what: the hardest cross word in the entire world
where: the city paper/azul 17
total time to complete: 3 hrs 30 mins
total # people to complete: SIX

From Ned to Neil the V11, Namaste

okay sooo
i actually got some driving stories for you, carried out by my very own not so faithful purple swag wag, Leeroy
so please lend me your ears..well..eyes...whatever just keep reading

okay so out of all my stories im going to pick out 2 specific top notch instances

okay, so there are these three children i had to babysit last year. and. they. are. the. spawn. of. Satan.

you thinking im kidding? no. no no no
they are soo bad that after babysitting them for the first time last year, i swore i would never sit them again. funny part is i barely remember a lot of the incidents from last year. the only thing i remember is trying to change the middle son's diaper which he decided in the MIDDLE to throw a temper tantrum and roll around in his mess and run...
and thats not even the worst thing that happened
its all suppressed in the deep deep deep far corners of my mind

WELL my mother had decided to volunteer me without permission again.
thats cool mom. thats real cool.

so i left straight from work to drive ALL the way to west laurel when Leeroy decided to be an asshole and break down in the middle of the high way when i was going 75 miles an hour and had to be at their house in like 5 minutes, strangely similar to the last time i was on my way to babysit for some other people and my tire and ripe blew out and shredded

anywayy after an intense cussing and begging episode i baarreellyy managed to roll him in some unmarked sketchy parking lot surrounded by what seemed to be (excuse the semi-racially insensitive profiling) illegals.
and my parents refuse to sign me up for an auto class. yeah okay. i dont need it
i call my mom. no answer. same goes with my father sister and 98% of my friends.
then finally! David picks up! huzzaah! he asked where i was
my answer: *with stifled tears*"i donntt knooowwww"
that was fun.
oh and the kids were angels. perfect behaved angels...


onto a funnier story?
yes i think so
i shoulda started with this one
so i bought this dashboard buddha and he was amazing. my friend brian had dubbed him "Ned"

anywayy he way simply spectacular, and at that time Leeroy's a/c was faulty so on a very hot days i would roll down my windows. as i was turning on the road HE FLEW OUT THE WINDOW!!
he committed suicide!! like he couldnt take the heat or something!!
as if flying out the window wasnt bad enough, as he flew out, he got run over by all the cars trailing behind me!
twas a lementable day

so after a few lonely week and weeks i got a new buddha (who has yet to commit the unforgivable act thank god)
and i couldnt think of a name for him.
i was thinking either Tyrone or Snowball
Snowball like the Simpsons how they just keep renaming their cat snowball, snowball 11, snowball X111 etc etc
but then i quickly decided against it because people are going to know me for the dweebo i am.
theennn i found a bunch of frogs and names them Neil over and over and thats how the new buddhas name derived as Neil V11!!

LOS CIENTO!!

okay! i know i know!
i apologize!
i swear im sorry for not being dedicated to this blog!
but really. its me..so..im not surprised im not keeping up with this blog-sorta thanng

yes i just said "thang"....im disapointed in myself too dont worry

okaayy soo whats new...whats new...

im outta school and i got all A's and B's on my finals and grades *high five* its weird how much a slacker teen can be a nerd when her ass is on the line (not the other way around)

oh! i got lost in B-MO (baltimore)
now that was a life changing and completely horrific experience
just imagine: small white girl. alone. purple car. ghetto.
need i continue?
nahh clearly

speeeaakkkkinnnggg of charm city!! i went to art scape!
the world's largest free art fair and i saw some pretty eye opening stuff, i tell ya

like this guy was painting these AH MAY ZING portraits WITH HIS FUCKING MOUTH, hands down!! (no pun intended)
swear to the lord and all that is holy!
i was simply amazed. i just HAD to buy something from him and when i did HE thanked ME.
something is wrong there:
this amazing artist is thanking me for me receiving something awesome he did. for his customers. me.
leaving artscape just made me wanna go home and create something, but everything my fingers produced is crap in comparison to everything ive seen at artscape.

well until i have something more interested to say

au revoir!
(i had to google that to spell it right...)

WOOAAHH HO HO

been a little bit, eh?

i broke my streak! how sad
i was on a roll there

anywaayy

a lot has happened since we last spoke
but i wont get into that
why?!
ill tell ya!!
its 1:16 a.m
and im runnin on pure caffeine (2 cups of coffee and one monster)
i have my english final due tomorrow (well i guess today now) morning. yes. i know ridiculous
it has to be 3 pages long analysing "tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" byr kurt vonnegut jr.
guess how much ive completed after working on it for 3 days

go on. guess.

THREE AND A HALF SENTENCES!!!

clearly, i am spending my time wisely on here

MURDER she wrote

okay so im watching the news and ive noticed a pattern of people murdered

every time the news claims that "they kept to themselves" and they were quite "quiet"

which leaves me on edge waiting for one person to say " they were loud and obnoxious"
just sayin

ABSURDITY ABSURDIDAD ABSURDITÉ ABSURDITÄT ABSURDIDADE НЕЛЕПОСТЬ

17.50 FOR AN IMAX 3d MOVIE!

NO movie is worth it. Your date better be pretty hot

Zip Bam Boom to you too

Spring Break can NOT come any faster i swear

March feels like it is taking FOREVER
ANDDDD it is STILL not over!!
Not only does march feel like its lasted for 3 years, there is still so much more to be done in it!!
Like i have to REtake my license test (because parallel parking blows)
I have to bring up my obnoxiously low grade in chem before april
AND i have a job interview on Tuesday [but the way my luck is going i need to scrounge up about all the lucky pennies i can ]

But Spring Break is tooottaaallllllyyyyyyyyyyyy worth it
That friday (April 2nd) im heading up to philly to go to see Vampire Weekend with my beautiful cousin
and the last saturday after that im going to Rams Head Live to see Hotspur to see my friend's band play [i made fliers and everything cuz its a pretty legit]

and in between?
im gunna have it ALL to myself, cramming it with sleep, sleep, eating, sleep and more sleep

Here Comes The Sun doo doo doo doo

THE SUN IS OUT
and i am so happy

NOTE: i OFFICIALLY have a farmer's/shorts tan making it the real first day of spring
the free rita's didnt hurt either


well anyway i dont have much to say, really (for once in my life) other than the powder puff game (girls play football while guys cheer in the actuall cheering uniforms...its great, especiall when they learned the dance to single ladies) on saturday was INCREDIBLY embarrassing!! none of the junior girls signed up so there was no team for them, and me and my friends show up to watch and we got pity looks.
oh high school drama

OH!! I GO FOR MY LICENSE TEST ON WEDNDESDAY!! wish me luck!
for my car, leeroy, i already have fuzzy dice for it and a dashboard buddah
yeah i bet youre jealous

Livin in the Sunlight Lovin in the Moonlight having a wonderful time

Everything spelled out spring today:

Mr. Sun blanketing the earth with light and warmth

the chimes being blown in the wind

the creak of the screen door

the deep throat-y guzzles of motorcycles tearing down the suburban pavements for the first time in months


ooohhh i love it all.

new mission: find away to avoid frizzy hair when the rains come

Leave the damn creature alone

a bit random but...
some of my friends and i were talking about the Seven Deadly Sins and "sloth" came up

i do NOT agree with that term!!
i know i know its supposed to mean lazy because theyre slow and all BUTTT i take it as "nice" "respectful" "caring"
i mean, they are only moving slow in the first place so they dont disturb the parasites living on them...does that sound lazy and fat etc etc to you?


thats what i thought *applauses to her self for a thought provoking subject*

will slamming my head on the key board help things make sense?

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nope
didnt work

okay. i know he was trying to help. but. it. was. a. failure.

so heres the skinny

there was this kid who i HATED in elementary school. thats not a strong enough word to describe it. how about...despised-no-loathed
heres the kicker: i cant even remember why!! i doubt there was even a reason other than me being this freaky mean little fat kid
BACK ON TOPICCC
over the summer i attended my friends party and guess who was there?!
WOW UR SMART!!
and he was actually pretty attractive and we talked a bit and i no longer hate him :]

the reason why i havent seen him since was because he attends this private school about 30 minutes away from the neighborhood which my sisters boyfriend also attends.
now my sisters boyfriend is...interesting. really fun...but interesting
u know the type?
ON WITH THE STORY
so valentines day rolls by and my friends and i being single and depressed go to a concert instead of our usual eat chocolate frenzie talking desperately about how we need bfs and we invited elementary school kid idk why. my friends idea
we flirted a tiddle bit..at least thats what i thought it was (expecially since i have nooooo idea how to flirt)
back to my sisters boy friend.
according to him, elementary school came up to him in the hall way and asked about me. something about if i was gunna attend this concert at his school.

i read nothing into this.
w/e
he knows that my sister was going out with him and her bf is in a band playing at it and all..so...not a weird question

BUT MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND reads it as "oh he totally likes her"
so he sent him a message saying he better text me or else and gave him my number

FML


maybe im over reacting?
i feel like he is gunna think i told my sisters boyfriend to give him my number...
but is that a bad thing?

ive never had a boyfriend before so i dont know what i am supposed to do

a Dolorean with a Flux Compacitor

Three's a charm!!
are you[you referring to all my imaginary people out there reading this] witnessing this?
its a sign of the apacolypse

okay so im gunna have to be totally honest with you:
my main motivation for this entry was my knack for procrastination and this shall be my current distraction [Daisy the hand puppet got an attitude with me after awhile so we mutually decided to go our separate ways]
in a few a hours i have a research paper due. A FIVE PAGED ONE AT THAT
and i literally have 6 words written on my paper.
they are taunting me
"My Research Paper by Lucie [insert last name here]"

oh the many marvelous joys of high school

--->PRETEND AS IF THERE IS SOME COOL SEGWAY HERE THAT LEADS TO MY NEXT TOPIC<-----

so i was talking to my friend Julia[bo bulia banana fana fo fulia me my mo mulia] and we were talking about lady gaga and it really got me thinking. wanna know about what?!? u do? cuz seeing as that you have no choice in the matter, i feel compelled to share:
i was thinking about the huge difference between being a performer and being a musician. a performer's music has no soul or true meaning. they just simply...perform. they perform what they are told and live some sort of faux/pseudo "life" thing

-cough- miley cyrus and her alter ego Hannah-cough-

major kudos to those who write their own music

i got soul but im not a soldier

gee whiz!!
its the next day and im ALREADY posting something
needless to say i feel accomplished

my day:
doctor: " Good news!! everything in the bone scan shows that your legs are fine"
me: "...then why do they hurt?!?"
doctor:*blank stare*

fml...

so i had a super awkward day yesterday. [so yeah a typical day for me]
i am a member of the film committee meeting which is where i met this guy named [for the sake of this blog i shall call him....bob?].
Now Bob and i went out a few times which stopped when i found out [THROUGH FACEBOOK] that he was dating another girl as well and she became his girlfriend
yay! life!
can it get more awkward??
its me so YEAH
i have to see Bob at EVERY meeting.
OH!! did i mention that he apparently saw me when i went on a date WITH A GAY GUY?!
yeah..lets call hiiimmmmmm frank
frank was this random guy i met who asked me to go on a date. me being impulsive [the main drive behind me getting bangs] and having low self esteem i said yes
so i go and im 97.3% sure WE WERE WEARING THE SAME PANTS [gray skinnies]
and he watches Americas Next Top Model NOT for the joy of watching hot girls

ooooh isnt my life perfect?

its been awhile...

Okay...so its been a little bit but what do u expect, eh?
well twenty ten has been shockingly unsatisfying
i mean, i know its only february, but so far, the only good thing that has happened was this crazy 40 inches of snow. [okay its more than good its amazing]
okay ill spare u the teen angst and go on with updates

1. im actually going to try to be committed to the"blog" though i have so far talked about nothing. [take note of previous entries]

2.finally got about 90 things down on my list of things to do before i turn 30 annddd a lot are already crossed out. i might make a blog entry soon on those things

UNTIL NEXT TIME [knowing me who knows how long thatll take..]


lucie